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Tripoli, Libya --Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


Tripoli, Libya -- Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss

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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • If you are in London today, don't be surprised by the sudden appearance of excess light, the rest of the world calls it Sun. The cause was noted by a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil.


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  • Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.


  • Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.


  • Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.


  • In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.


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A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome.

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The odds of this forecast actually occurring is equal to the odds of an astronaut suriviving a mission to Mars while being duct taped to a rhino.

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