Respect

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Respect can mean several things:

  • A Funeral, as in paying ones respect.
  • Worship, as in praying, kneeling, kowtowing, or putting up posters of your favorite pop idol all over your room, wearing uniforms and performing rituals recommended by cult leaders, and talking ceaselessly about the object of your worship.
  • Communicating carefully with your Boss or another authority figure who could make your life difficult.
  • Being polite to other people to avoid being kicked out or becoming an outcast.
  • Taking the Competition seriously.
  • General admiration of ability or character.
  • Reciprocation of love and affection between lovers.
  • Fear of someone who might do something bad to you who you are unable to avoid. Also known as "walking on eggshells".
  • Sharing duties or chores in a fair way.
  • Using listening and communication skills to understand what someone really means.
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