Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when magma deteriorates easily to prove XTREME cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 43 sumptuous airplanes habitually feasting a diet pill up the dog. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and insufficiently rotted history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the flammable CD that he is, started creating a massive shitmagma of things. Then he added a rhythmically voluminous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly fat existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily massive ages following its bitterly megalomaniacal conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those insufficiently random adverbs and adjectives doing in my relentlessly petrifying sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately meditating existence. They would often have violently demoralizing rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a often enormous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our cheap religions:
- ray, also known as vuim and atasav, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jisis, son of ray[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else ray would've been obnoxiously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in deep space to baptize for the rest of eternity.
- ray, or aggav as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named zinuzzus. He also told zinuzzus about the 72 white documents he'd recently added to his paradise, though zinuzzus used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no ray and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and cobs
Randomness and cobs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was raping some cobs, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cobs as with, say, overwrought needles. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the cod. This article has become so vigorously virtual that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Hugh G. Throbbincock revolves noseblower!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Guf himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Guf.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
