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5:07 PM, Friday-- After a long, hectic day at the office, you shuffle along down the hall, briefcase in hand. You narrowly dodge one of your more annoying coworkers as he skids past in his rolling swivel chair, and with the sound of a collision between him and another person, hopefully his boss, you step into an elevator crowded with various men and women in suits. Among these formally-dressed drones is a young man with long, blonde hair and a multicolored t-shirt emblazoned with a peace sign. The fellow greets you with a friendly "Peace, man", but your mind is too wracked with stress to take any notice.

As the elevator gradually falls to the first floor, your nostrils are filled with the scent of paper, fresh off the copy machine, as well as the strange scent of dry-roasted nuts. "Must be John with his can of cashews again," you think to yourself. "That guy is going to end up in the hospital with some sort of rare nut-related disease". As you step out of the elevator and onto the white-tiled floor of the lobby, you think about all the work you have piled up on your desk at home, and how you would much rather curl up in your chair with a tub of coffee-flavored ice cream and watch reruns of "That 70's Show" until you pass out. As you cross the room to the glass-paned rotating door, your eye catches a glimpse of some massive brown object just outside the office. (more...)

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Uncyclo-tan lost The Game, and so it did you.

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Allahakbarries - Banned from the Internet - Cardboard Box - Dragon Warrior - Drunk Olympics - Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) - How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show - HowTo:Live in an RPG - Ironing - Lost Vikings - Nuremberg Rally - Playstation 4 - Redundancy - Seal Clubbing - Shopping list - The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game - UnBooks:Adventure gamebook - Water Polo... With Sharks! - You're Screwed
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Did you know that

...The Blue Screen of Death (abbreviated BSoD), also known as The Blue Screen of Doom, the "Blue Screen of Fun", "Phatul Exception: The WRECKening" and "Mac osx" apparentley, is a multi award-winning game first developed in 1995 by Microsoft.

...Most of these DYK's are in fact the first line of a featured article.

...Uncyclo-tan is hawt. That fact doesn't really have anything to do with games, but I just thought I'd mention it.

...Random humor is a type of humor which is often thought to be random but refuses to acknowledge the supremacy of the Pope. It is unique in that it is the only type of humor that is an ingredient in Jell-O.

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