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The Lost Vikings are a group of sports newscasters who were once under the employment of Blizzard Sports News. Consisting of Erik "The Swift" Ronnson, Olaf "The Stout" Starke, and Baleog "The Fierce" Gundersenn, the three worked together effectively to bring the world amusing coverage of many sports topics. Although they delivered their stories with great skill, humour, and an amazing neutrality, they are perhaps more known by their video game appearance, as well as the Super Bowl half-time commercial that inspired it. Both of these featured the newscasters in stereotypical Viking garb attempting to traverse multiple obstacles, all the while making "witty" quips and subtle jabs at one another. As a minor note, they also carry the dubious distinction of being the only sports figures parodying a civilization of one sort or another that have not yet been targeted by multiple lawsuits. (more...)

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Uncyclo-tan lost The Game, and so it did you.

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Age of Umpires - Bloodbath - Cardboard Box - Dragon Warrior - Flying Spaghetti Monster - Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) - How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show - HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube - Jingo - Kitten hurling battle - Metal Gear Solid - Pie Chart - Rock, Paper, Airstrike - Seal Clubbing - Star Trek Online - Teletubbies - UnBooks:Adventure gamebook - Water Polo... With Sharks! - You're Screwed
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...Defender of the Clown is a computer game released in 1986 by Cinemaware Corporation. The player directs resistance against the Pierrot occupation of England with an army of whitefaces and seltzer-spraying hobos.

...Uncyclo-tan is hawt. That fact doesn't really have anything to do with games, but I just thought I'd mention it.

...Jingo! is a game of physical and mental skill, first played in Europe during the 17th, 18th and 19th Centuries, particularly popular in England, where it is said to have been invented, but that has recently become de rigueur amongst American culture, especially throughout the nation's many colonies worldwide.

...Holocaust Tycoon is a simulation computer game, released for Windows XP and Wii platforms in 2006. It was developed by Ka-tzetnik Enterprises in Berlin, and later released throughout Europe by WN Software. In Holocaust Tycoon, the player must successfully manage a camp, without going bankrupt, whilst avoiding the attention of invading Allied Forces.