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Your one stop place for the best ~~gamecruft~~ gaming related articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Welcome, to an encyclopedia article unlike any other! Whereas in most encyclopedias, you read the article from beginning to end, in this article YOU get to decide what happens! Simply click on the link at the end of each section to indicate your choice, and proceed to the next section. But be warned! The article is a dangerous place, filled with half-baked concepts and contrived scenarios. To survive, you will need to have your wits about you, as making the wrong move could spell your doom, and it will be game over. Or you could just go back a step. But that would be naughty.

Now go to 1!

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It is 1993. You are a precocious, introverted eleven year old boy with square glasses. Your mother has given you a tatty, second-hand copy of Warlock of the Citadel of Doom by Peter Jackson and Ken Livingstone in an effort to shut you up during a rainy Sunday afternoon. Your father is busy watching the football, and your older brother is preparing to go to his fascist rally. Your little sister is around somewhere. Despite the adventure gamebook coming from a second hand shop, you have nothing better to do. In order to begin, you will need a pencil, an eraser and two dice. Your first task is to find a pencil. (more...)

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Uncyclo-tan Game Image

Uncyclo-tan lost The Game, and so it did you.

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A Selection of
Featured & Quasi-Featured Game Articles

Age of Umpires - Bloodbath - Blue Screen of Death - Defender of the Clown - Flying Spaghetti Monster - Grand Theft Audio - HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble - HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament - Jingo - Lost Vikings - Metal Gear Solid - Playstation 4 - Redundancy - Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament - Shopping list - Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball - The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships - World War I (video game) - You're Screwed
(full list)

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Bland Gift Manual, Prison City - Puu - RuneScape- Tails the Straight

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Did you know that

...You should get of off the games portal and get a job.

...His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate truth in the universe.

...Internet (video game) is a MMORPG played on a heavily modified text adventure engine. It is the second game in the Really Big-Ass Networks series.

...Pie charts are visual graphs meant to express quantities relative to each other. They are available in many flavors, and are especially popular during the holiday season. They are used far more frequently than their relatively new cousin, the Sphere Chart, and are widely considered to be the most informative variety of pastry available.

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