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A shopping list purports to be a simple item used to detail all items required on a given shopping trip. However, recent scientific studies have revealed its true purpose: it is a key element in a game of oneupmanship between couples.

The lists are carefully compiled in a secret code known only to one half of the couple, the objective being to confuse, baffle, and otherwise annoy the other half to the point of submission. The ultimate aim is to get the other half to admit to being an abject failure, and to concede intellectual superiority in the relationship indefinitely, or at least until next Tuesday.

To this end, most shopping lists are written on tiny scraps of paper to give the illusion of 20 items or less, but closer inspection reveals that most shopping lists in fact contain well over 100 items, concealed using many cunning techniques, including:

Implied in the description of another item (e.g. sprouts might imply the need for air freshener)
Alluded to obliquely (e.g. "cleaning stuff" means washing up liquid, a sponge, a new mop and dilute sulphuric acid)
Disguised as another item (e.g. beer actually refers to Budweiser)

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Uncyclo-tan lost The Game, and so it did you.

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Featured & Quasi-Featured Game Articles

Age of Umpires - Bloodbath - Cardboard Box - Cup stacking - Drunk Olympics - Grue - HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble - HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube - Ironing - Lost Vikings - Metal Gear Solid - Playstation 4 - Rock, Paper, Airstrike - Sania Mirza - Shopping list - Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball - UnBooks:Adventure gamebook - World War I (video game) - Street Fighter
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Did you know that

The Birmingham Niggers are a professional American Minor League Baseball team from the windswept steppes of Birmingham, Alabama. Most news outlets consider the name offensive, and refuse to advertise any upcoming games or print any statistics for the team.

...Crimes inspired by video games, although a featured article, is quite listcrufty, and you shouldn't bother reading it.

...The Cardboard Box is the latest advancement in the field of tactical military equipment.

...An ancient and dangerous sport from which modern day curling is derived, the Kitten hurling battle originated in the steamy jungles of what is now Quebec as a mating ritual of the Aztecs.

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