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June 3: Rhymes With Turd Day

  • 1692 - Poland is reversed.
  • 1881 - Sweary Mary utters the word cunt for the first time.
  • 1958 - The Rivingtons hit the Top 40 with The Turd Is the Word.
  • 1967 - First instance of the phrase "June the Third" being rhymed with "turd". What took us so long?
  • 1971 - First invasion of the Kurds.
  • 1977 - Melvin Rogers becomes first person to be arrested for DUI. How'd they know? His speech was slurred.
  • 1980 - First all-nude production of Richard the Third.
  • 1982 - In Wercestershire, Uruguay, is born William Hurd.
  • 1985 - On Top of the Pops, The Herndy-Gurds perform Little Bird.
  • 1990 - First version of Revenge of the Nerds.
  • 1998 - Rhymes With Turd Day is officially abolished, putting an end to the absurd.
  • 1999 - Some clever ponce works out that Damien Hurst's last name has an internal rhyme with turd. He is lynched for being a smart-arse.
  • 2006 - Man realizes every word rhymes with turd.
  • 2007 - Last man standing finally sits down. Word!
  • 2008 - French man asplodes after talking like Sylvester Stallone for twenty-three hours. The last thing he said was «Murde!».

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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