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The Article Which Makes the Present Feature Today's featured article – Rastadon The Rastadon (Mamut rastadonis) is a mammalian species often confused with the more common Mastodon. The Rastadon was more intelligent, had a more complex social structure, and showed many other attributes usually associated with humanity, such as their own religion and communual smoking. The species now has only one living member and will go extinct when he rolls up his last reefer. The Rastadon was discovered on February 3, 2007, by one Dr. Professor Ima Walrus, who got his Ph.D. in Zoology at Gotham University, as well as Tom Freebird, who had a B.A. in Sociology, and a minor in Taylor Swift, from Michigan Tech. Their historic discovery was found fifty miles north of Rastos, Nebraska. To date, only one skeleton of a Rastadon has ever been found, where it is currently still in active use. After many tests, Dr. Professor Walrus and Mr. Freebird found that the Rastadon's turn-offs included tobacco cigarettes, uniforms, sirens, and corporate life. Whereas its turn-ons included: pistachio ice cream, herbal medicine, large hollow plastic figurines with pipes sticking out of them, and snack foods. (more...) Recently featured: The Addams Family Finnish sauna The B-52s Archive Vote for featured articles Previously featured article – The Addams Family The Addams Family is an American family best-known for producing an excessive number of U.S. Presidents. The Roosevelts are in a tie, but not in such short order; so too would be the Clintons, except for certain "deplorable" voters. The Kennedys showed comparable potential, except that various assassins showed more. (more...) You can vote because of article of your taste which should become the feature. More being best of Uncyclopedia Download article feed plugin for Desktop of Google edit Designated commemoration day June 3: Rhymes With Turd Day 1692 - Poland is reversed. 1881 - Sweary Mary utters the word cunt for the first time. 1958 - The Rivingtons hit the Top 40 with The Turd Is the Word. 1967 - First instance of the phrase "June the Third" being rhymed with "turd". What took us so long? 1971 - First invasion of the Kurds. 1977 - Melvin Rogers becomes first person to be arrested for DUI. How'd they know? His speech was slurred. 1980 - First all-nude production of Richard the Third. 1982 - In Wercestershire, Uruguay, is born William Hurd. 1985 - On Top of the Pops, The Herndy-Gurds perform Little Bird. 1990 - First version of Revenge of the Nerds. 1998 - Rhymes With Turd Day is officially abolished, putting an end to the absurd. 1999 - Some clever ponce works out that Damien Hurst's last name has an internal rhyme with turd. He is lynched for being a smart-arse. 2006 - Man realizes every word rhymes with turd. 2007 - Last man standing finally sits down. Word! 2008 - French man asplodes after talking like Sylvester Stallone for twenty-three hours. The last thing he said was «Murde!». Archived Anniversaries	suggest Word of day [[ rucksack]] Try in order to use that in conversation. Knowledge is power. edit News Pope Francis revealed to be chat-bot‎ Sunak soaked for General Election announcement (pictured) Ferrell sues owner of look-alike dog Alfa Romeos to get even uglier Ukraine minister charged with corruption French guard Buckingham Palace Congressman inadvertently uses hurtful slur, millions traumatized Royal shock as original photo discovered Biden v Trump rematch confirmed UK bans puberty for children Germany spills British military secrets Scientists meld nuclear fusion and AI Brits make book on King Charles cancer U.S. returns to the moon Miami aliens finger new Epstein clients Advice of necessity? Ask Cthulhu! Current events of UnNews news edit Did you knew... Ali sadaka ... that, now that I really think about it, I'm not sure what the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is? Do you worry... ... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it? Read Many
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