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Today's featured article – Arthur Currie

General Sir Arthur William Currie, GCMB, KCB, KGB, was a Canadian Senior officer during World War I. A prolific commander of the Canadian Expeditionary Force, Currie is among the finest Western front commanders in the war and one of the greatest Canadian officers. However, he is more internationally renowned for his world-class embezzlement; also for his hyper-sensitivity regarding his public image.

Currie was born on December 5, 1875 in the tiny hamlet of Napperton, Ontario. Currie's last name was originally Curry, but, once he got out of "nappers" in 1897, he changed the spelling to avoid being mistaken for either his rival Arthur Curry (the reader knows him as Aquaman) or the popular Indian dish of the same name.

Currie had planned to pursue law or medicine but the convenient death of his father when Currie was 15 made this financially moronic. Currie then pursued teaching; joining the Canada Militia in 1897 was merely a part-time side-hustle. When the poor wages gained from the painful job of educating the devilish spawn of Canada became apparent, Currie stoped dilly-dallying and gave into his destiny as a full-time military man. (more...)

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1767 - Wilhelm von Humboldt is born. Several years later, a large plot of hemp is discovered in his county.
1804 - Buttsecks invented; fangirls rejoice.
1805 - The 1,000,000th "George Washington and Benjamin Franklin" fanfic porn story is written. As a consolation prize, its writer is given a certificate to get a life.
1812 - Napoleon invades Russia.
1813 - Napoleon realizes how dumb an idea it was to invade Russia.
1814 - Napoleon abdicates the throne, but takes his decision back a few minutes later.
1815 - Napoleon abdicates the throne again.
1865 - Yams take over the world for five days until they forget about it.
1892 - Tchaikovsky responds to Napoleon's invasion by writing fanfiction featuring gay cannons.
1904 - A strange racist albino falls from a cloud into a remote village in the alps.
1941 - Nazi Germany invades Jane Fonda in Operation Barbarella. (pictured)
1965 - "Glow-in-the-dark" is invented; ravers rejoice.
1969 - Judy Garland dies. Wicked witches everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief.
1970 - First yaoi work drawn by a gay male released to the public. Fangirls get totally fucking pissed and glomp the artist to death.
1972 - Gay aardvarks riot outside homophobic petting zoo in Schenectady, New York.
1985 - Pioneer kitten "Mr. Kitty" becomes first cat to legally change name to "Dr. Kitten".
2005 - All Michael Jackson jokes officially become not funny anymore. This paves the way for the newly hilarious Micheal Jackson jokes.
2006 - First International Festival of Man-Secks is celebrated.
2007 - First International Festival of Man-on-Man-Secks is celebrated.
2008 - Graham Poll causes mayhem as he dishes out over 400 bookings before the game between Croatia and Australia has even started.
2009 - Napoleon rises from the dead and invades Russia again.