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Today's featured article – Windows XP

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Windows XP, aka NT 5.1.2600, Windows XD or Windows :P is a detestable operating system. It remains Microsoft's "best" system to date, being far superior to subsequent products according to most late adopters.[1] It had an innovative graphical user interface compared to the bloatware known as MS-DOS, while taking up only 40 gigs of disk space. Its file system interacted fully with more dominant operating systems such as OS/2 Warp and Linux, and it featured enhanced mouse support, although still lacking rat support.

If you caught a BSOD, you need to insert a quarter to continue. (In Britain, a pound coin will work, if you push hard.)

Production of XP began in 1998 and was completed in 2000. However, Microsoft realized it did not crash enough, so they worked on making it vulnerable, bug-filled, and overall, an unmitigated pile of blue (or green) screens of death. (more...)

Previously featured article – Switzerland

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Switzerland is a mountainous region created in the early 13th century in order to contain gold and produce chocolate bars. From this point on, the insatiable Swiss desire for idyll building (idyllification) led to the creation of a nation remarkable for its efficient transport networks, orderly villages and synchronised repetitive yodelling. (more...)

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February 20: Twenty/Twenny/7uun3d Dispute Day

  • c.1 million BCE - Cavemen learn to count beyond ten, but due to extensive toe injuries only make it to 18.
  • c.900,000 BCE - Due to heavy radiation from solar flares, mutant cavemen are able to count well beyond 20.
  • 3001 BCE - Egyptian artisans decorating monuments are found to just be a bunch of chiselers.
  • 20 BCE - 20 Roman scholars in 20 different cities declare 20 to be the perfect number. Coincidence?
  • 793 - A humorous scribe at Lindisfarne Abbey invents leet. Viking raiders cross the seas to kill him specifically.
  • 11-twenty - Twenty is the commonly accepted spelling of the word pronounced 20.
  • 12-twenny - Twenny is da commonly Xepted spellin of 20.
  • 1337 - The use of leet is prohibited on pain of d
  • 13-7uun3d - U h4u3 733n 7uun3d!
  • 14-20 - People decide to spell twenty twenny 7uun3d 20 as '20'.
  • 15-twenty - 16-twenny - 17-7wn3d: Disputes abowt 20 have been pwn3d by God.
  • 2003 - In honour of twenty, the Twenty20 cricket form has been introduced.
  • 2020 - Hindsight is scientifically proven to be twenny 7uun3d.
  • 7uun3d-f1r57 (3n7ury - 1337 15 7h3 n4710n41 14n9u493 0f 34r7h, 50 '7uun3d' 15 7h3 (0rr3(7 593111n9 0f '20'.

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  1. Windows XP remains the overwhelming favorite of late adopters so hidebound as to also refuse to adopt the term "African American," though it seems we're onto something else now.