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Today's featured article – Rastadon

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The Rastadon (Mamut rastadonis) is a mammalian species often confused with the more common Mastodon. The Rastadon was more intelligent, had a more complex social structure, and showed many other attributes usually associated with humanity, such as their own religion and communual smoking. The species now has only one living member and will go extinct when he rolls up his last reefer.

The Rastadon was discovered on February 3, 2007, by one Dr. Professor Ima Walrus, who got his Ph.D. in Zoology at Gotham University, as well as Tom Freebird, who had a B.A. in Sociology, and a minor in Taylor Swift, from Michigan Tech. Their historic discovery was found fifty miles north of Rastos, Nebraska. To date, only one skeleton of a Rastadon has ever been found, where it is currently still in active use. After many tests, Dr. Professor Walrus and Mr. Freebird found that the Rastadon's turn-offs included tobacco cigarettes, uniforms, sirens, and corporate life. Whereas its turn-ons included: pistachio ice cream, herbal medicine, large hollow plastic figurines with pipes sticking out of them, and snack foods. (more...)

Previously featured article – The Addams Family

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The Addams Family is an American family best-known for producing an excessive number of U.S. Presidents. The Roosevelts are in a tie, but not in such short order; so too would be the Clintons, except for certain "deplorable" voters. The Kennedys showed comparable potential, except that various assassins showed more. (more...)

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June 3: Rhymes With Turd Day

  • 1692 - Poland is reversed.
  • 1881 - Sweary Mary utters the word cunt for the first time.
  • 1958 - The Rivingtons hit the Top 40 with The Turd Is the Word.
  • 1967 - First instance of the phrase "June the Third" being rhymed with "turd". What took us so long?
  • 1971 - First invasion of the Kurds.
  • 1977 - Melvin Rogers becomes first person to be arrested for DUI. How'd they know? His speech was slurred.
  • 1980 - First all-nude production of Richard the Third.
  • 1982 - In Wercestershire, Uruguay, is born William Hurd.
  • 1985 - On Top of the Pops, The Herndy-Gurds perform Little Bird.
  • 1990 - First version of Revenge of the Nerds.
  • 1998 - Rhymes With Turd Day is officially abolished, putting an end to the absurd.
  • 1999 - Some clever ponce works out that Damien Hurst's last name has an internal rhyme with turd. He is lynched for being a smart-arse.
  • 2006 - Man realizes every word rhymes with turd.
  • 2007 - Last man standing finally sits down. Word!
  • 2008 - French man asplodes after talking like Sylvester Stallone for twenty-three hours. The last thing he said was «Murde!».

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