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Today's featured article – St. Pierre and Miquelon

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St. Pierre and Michelob (technically, the Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre et Michelob; French: Collectivité territoriale de Saint-Pierre-et-Michelob), is an archipelago of small islands off the coast of eastern Canada, the main islands being St. Pierre and Michelob, south of the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labatt. The islands come within 10 km of Newfoundland.

Within France, the archipelago has the status of "territorial collectivity" because it sounds more dignified than "neglected islands". Its residents are French citizens; they elect one Deputy to the National Assembly — though, in view of the territory's population (6,008 as of the 2016 census, which was thereafter disbanded), he is only allowed to vote on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. They are also allowed to hold opinions on Senator and President.

St. Pierre and Michelob is all that is left of the once-sprawling North American empire of "New France". (Quebec aspires to the same status, but every time Parisians hear that accent, they are glad they cut them loose.) Acadia broke ties with the territory when it became evident that the islanders were even lazier and more cowardly than the Acadians. It is notable for being France's only remaining possession in North America, and if France washes its hands too, it will not have any notability. (more...)

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The Minotaur was a half-human, half-bull creature in Greek mythology. Rather than a domestic cow, the bovine parent was an auroch, now extinct, as opposed to an auror, which is hoped to be extinct. The tale is probably a manifestation of man’s historic fascination with cow sex. The odd combination of species stands as proof of Creationism, though not by the usual expected deity. (more...)

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  • 35000 BCE(ish) - God plans to make perfect woman from an arm and a leg, Adam says "What can ya do with a rib?"
  • 600 BCE - YHWH creates woman – twice.
  • 1 CE - The Blessed Mother Mary's contractions begin.
  • 1000 - The Spaghetti Monster creates sex.
  • 1231 - God creates vaginal cancer to spite Spaghetti Monster.
  • 1337 - Counter-Strike is invented. Millions abandon warfare and are never seen in public again.
  • 1589 - Japan announces the release of the Hello Kitty vibrator.
  • 1666 - Manhattan is sold to the Knicks for 24 virgins, an extreme rarity in the area. They immediately re-sell it to Donald Trump.
  • 1923 - LSD is first manufactured; nothing happens yet as psychedelic colors would not be created for another 30 years.
  • 1933 - William Butler Yeats is found dead in a bear cage at the local zoo with a satisfied bear.
  • 1954 - Film Actors Guild (FAG) is founded.
  • 1969 - Science discovers a "female orgasm"; they will later find she was faking it. The ghost of Yeats is in shock.
  • 1989 - Pixies send monkeys to heaven, Anthony gives Cleopatra a crate of brown ale.
  • 2005 - Pussy flavored ice cream invented.
  • 2007 - England nukes Wales. Nobody cares.

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